Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody wang chung tonight.
Or so the establishment will have us believe. That's what I'm saying people. They only want us to thing we're having fun, but in truth we're being brainwashed into their mindless, zombie slaves. How are they doing this, you ask? Throught television and the internet? Most would think so, but the answer to that is no. Those things just naturaly put people in that kind of state. Besides, if they were using the internet, wouldn't it just be a little silly to try to convince the world of it's use through using it? The answer to that, is yes. But I'm sure you'd rather hear the answer to the original question you had. The answer to that would be music. Oh sure, not all music, everywhere. Just a certain kind. The government funded kind. The kind that nobody you know seems to like, and yet they sell more albums than anybody. Of course, you probably do actually know people who like this kind of music. You probably talk to them, and just don't know they like it. But they do. Oh, and why shouldn't they? Not only is it fun (well, some of it) but it's filled with crack, so it's addictive. What kind of music, is it? I can't say. They might learned I said it, and come and get me. But I figure you can figure the figure of the music yourselves. I mean, really. It's not that hard people. And no, it's not that kind of music. Think harder. Anyway, like I was saying, the government may not openly say they fund it, but they do. I can tell. And oh, the subliminal messages. Only you can't tell they're there anymore. You can't play a cd backwards. That's why we use those for music now, you know. Little does the government know of the programs we can use on our computer that would allow us to play it in reverse and discover their horrible secrets. Not that anybody would think of playing this kind of music backwards. It's just not the kind that gives off that air, you know? Sure you do. But if you wanna try... try to forget it... I'll say... it's over... I'm gone...
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