This is the story of Timothy Arcane.
It was NaNoWriMo, in the year of 2003, and I decided to try it out. I had recently quit my job due to swindling and the onset of winter (it was a full service gas station, which means you basically stand outside all day) and felt the free time would be something I should use to my advantage. Little did I know the free time would last for a year, and will probably keep on going... Only to be squandered, of course.
Anyhow, this is what I managed to come up with, when I could drag myself out of my bed and my horrible seeping depression. I thought it lost untill recently, and to be honest, I haven't read it since I wrote it, and really can't recall what most of it is about. Anyhow, I'm putting it online for kicks. Go ahead and read.