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SECRET MESSAGE

Got a little something in the mail today
Only five thousand box tops I had to send away (plus shipping and handling)
But now everything’s gonna be okay
Cuz my brand new decoder ring just came in today

Secret message to the world
Secret message for the boys and girls
Now everything’s gonna be just fine
This ring came in on time
Secret message to the world
Secret message for the boys and girls
And everything’s gonna be just king
With my brand new, semi-automatic, baby blue decoder ring

Please allow six to eight weeks delivery
It’s the coolest damn thing in the world, don’t you see
And I got it for practically free
Now everybody on the whole block’s gonna worship me

Secret message to the world
Secret message for the boys and girls
Now everything’s gonna be just fine
This ring came in on time
Secret message to the world
Secret message for the boys and girls
And everything’s gonna be just king
With my brand new, semi-automatic, baby blue decoder ring

Cap’n Crunch and Toucan Sam
Tony the Tiger and the leprechaun
They ain’t got nothing on me, man
I got my decoder ring so come and take me by the hand

Secret message to the world
Secret message for the boys and girls
Now everything’s gonna be just fine
This ring came in on time
Secret message to the world
Secret message for the boys and girls
And everything’s gonna be just king
With my brand new, semi-auto, baby blue decoder ring